Smartie Says

Hi Pen Lovers,

Smartie here. I fixed 11 pens and pencils this morning. My human assistant helped a bit but I did most of it. Except when I saw another cat about three gardens away and went to have words with it. Sharp words. When I came back my assistant had done hardly anything. My paws are utterly worn out.

I’ll have a nap until I recover then I’ll go and sit under the birdfeeder for a while. My humans think I’m doing it out of spite to keep the birds away but in fact there are mice which come for the seeds that fall off the feeder. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Tasty mice! By then that lazy human of mine might have got some writing samples done. I have to keep at her all the time.