Avoiding the housework, I did some pen fixin’
And yardwork could wait, said this cheeky vixen.
But now I’ve uploaded these various pens,
Those horrid domestic chores threaten again.

So please have a look, perhaps treat yourself
Before I’ve no choice but to go dust a shelf!
I’m really not cut out for housewifely duties;
I’d much rather play with my fountain pen beauties!